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Personal Diary of Zed

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This is a little weird to write because this is my personal diary, but I guess if someone were to find it or stumble across it, they should probably know who I am.

Hi! I’m Zed. If there’s one thing you should know about me it is that my life-long dream is to grow up and be a DRAGON! It’s all I’ve ever wanted. You see, being a Kobold means you are pretty small and the world likes to pick on you. Even worse, I’m a pretty small Kobold, so everyone is picking on little Zed.

I like to label my diary entries, but they show up with the newest entry first. So if you want to avoid secrets and spoilers, you'll have to visit the end of the diary to get to the beginning. Tricky aren't I?!
Zed - A compendium
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Week 4 - On the road

11/4/2021

 
We fought and we fought and we defended the Keep, you'd think a kobold could get a nap, but no. We heard a terrifying voice of this big dragon warrior. He was treading around looking to pick a fight. There was no way I was going to challenge him, he was like a million times bigger than me.

Mordoc stepped up, and while I didn't see the fight, it looked as if he got his butt beat. He came back in under the aid of a healer. He had a deep cut on his collarbone. We also got back our tiefling friend. I wonder where he went. At the conclusion of the fight, we were finally allowed to take a rest.

I had the wildest dream during the night. I was in the courtyard of my school growing up. It was recess. I don’t like recess. Recess is when the classmates play, “Let’s play hide and no seek with Zed’s stuff.” I found myself running and running for a while. They were chasing me then all of a sudden they came to a stop.  I kept running, but I soon found that the ground was no longer touching my feet. I WAS FLYING. I don’t know how and it took me a second to realize what was happening. 

The excitement of my classmates turned quickly into horror as I found myself doing a hard 180 and started soaring over and scaring my classmates. I just kept reaching up as high as I could and then ZOOOM, crashed back down towards my classmates. Then all of a sudden, as I made one final pass… I woke up.


I joined the party in the morning and the Governor had a new quest for us. He wanted to know why these attacks were happening and who is responsible.  I sat and read my book of dragon facts while Pátrin talked to a bird. That was weird. As we got ready to go, I saw Battle Mom and ran over to give her a hug goodbye. She thanked us for our work and made us a small thank you breakfast. It was really bittersweet.

We were ready to go and this random gentleman named Niceman Wanderer came up to us and mentioned that someone was missing and if we would try to find them. Leosine Nowandlater was the name I heard. Did I mention I don't do names real good? But Leo is a monk, so it would be cool to find them!

We started to make our way through the woods, when we met a bunch of meanies. They looked like they were cooking dinner. We probably could have scooted by, but Korasche decided to kill a Kobold. WHY? They weren't doing anything. We got into a little tussle. I enjoyed punching a couple cultist in the face and knocking them out. I also got to ride a bear again! This is becoming a very comforting and efficient way to battle.

We got them all, except for one Kobold that managed to run off, hope that doesn't end up hurting us...

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