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Personal Diary of Zed

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This is a little weird to write because this is my personal diary, but I guess if someone were to find it or stumble across it, they should probably know who I am.

Hi! I’m Zed. If there’s one thing you should know about me it is that my life-long dream is to grow up and be a DRAGON! It’s all I’ve ever wanted. You see, being a Kobold means you are pretty small and the world likes to pick on you. Even worse, I’m a pretty small Kobold, so everyone is picking on little Zed.

I like to label my diary entries, but they show up with the newest entry first. So if you want to avoid secrets and spoilers, you'll have to visit the end of the diary to get to the beginning. Tricky aren't I?!
Zed - A compendium
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Week 1 - the journey begins

9/30/2021

 
Oh geez, what a wild adventure I’ve started. Met these other travelers as we seemed to be heading to this place called Greenest and OH MY GOODNESS I SAW MY FIRST DRAGON! It was destroying the city, which was absolutely terrifying, but it looked so beautiful. It was a blue dragon! As we got into town, this random group of adventurers (I’m sure will figure out a cool name for ourselves eventually. Maybe it will be dragon themed. I’d like that.) came across these townsfolk and they were getting attacked by fellow Kobolds.

I thought that was odd, because I couldn’t imagine attacking a random group of humans, and I tried real hard to get them to go away. I yelled, “Hey you bullies, leave them alone. GO AWAY!”

It didn’t work. They wouldn’t listen to little old me.

I saw some of my new friends take a beating from my Kobold brothers, because you know we’re all one family, so I had to muster up some courage and POW! I punched a couple in the face. I just pretended they were the bullies that picked on me when I was younger.

We ended up saving the townsfolk, I can’t remember the leader's name, but we all started calling her Battle Mom. Her and her children were so scared, it got me scared and I hid with the children as we tried to make our way to the keep, which is the safest place in town.

On our way we ran into these terrible looking cultists who were doing their best dragon impression and what the heck, more Kobolds. I wasn’t a fan of the cultists and really got brave for a second and punched a couple of them out. Our party took a beating. Our healers are down, but alive and even I got hit by a slingshot from a bully.

I wonder if we’ll make it to the keep, or if I need to run away.

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