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Personal Diary of Zed

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This is a little weird to write because this is my personal diary, but I guess if someone were to find it or stumble across it, they should probably know who I am.

Hi! I’m Zed. If there’s one thing you should know about me it is that my life-long dream is to grow up and be a DRAGON! It’s all I’ve ever wanted. You see, being a Kobold means you are pretty small and the world likes to pick on you. Even worse, I’m a pretty small Kobold, so everyone is picking on little Zed.

I like to label my diary entries, but they show up with the newest entry first. So if you want to avoid secrets and spoilers, you'll have to visit the end of the diary to get to the beginning. Tricky aren't I?!
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Week 25 - dragonnnnnn

6/16/2022

 
So there we were, face to face with a big white dragon. We're talking HUGE! It kept snarling and yelling, "What are you doing here?"

I tried to make nice with it because I love dragons so much. I told it we mean no harm and asked if he knew Lenny. The dragon was perplexed and didn't know how to answer, so instead it just stuck its arm out in front of us and opened up its claw.  We all looked at each other.

I said, "Give it the Splattergoo hat, it would look so sharp!" Mordoc ignored me and was like, "Here's two wizard scripts, we have no wizard." BOOKS?!?! You're going to give a dragon books? Maybe a blue dragon or a much older dragon would be entertained by the books, but this dragon meant business. I had to act fast. I said that they contained facts about dragons and proceeded to tell him some information that he may or may not have known.  They weren't my best facts, and it showed because the dragon just scoffed at us and then encouraged us to go rather forcefully.

I saw a tunnel up ahead and while the party was trying to fight the dragon, I wanted to make a quick dash. I respect the dragons and know that they are much much more powerful that little old Zed. I was chilled down by the dragon's presence, so I wasn't able to move as quickly. I was also terrified. Patrin was able to summon a bunch of birds, which created a neat distraction.

I was about to make my escape when I look over and the dragon had knocked down Valdis. I knew I needed to muster up a little courage and fight because of Valdis, even though I didn't want to fight the dragon.

Pow, pow, pow, I gave it a few good hits, but its wings just blew me back. I was no match for this dragon, I needed to jump into that tunnel for safety.  We were able to get Valdis back up and I quickly yelled, "Follow me girl!" and the two of us made it to the tunnel. 

I heard nothing but a bunch more noise and then out of the other end of the tunnel, I just watched the dragon zoom by as it exited the cave.

Looking around, it looks like all the tunnels in this cave were made to come back to the treasure or to go outside. Where are we supposed to go now? What's in the treasure? Surely nothing a little guy like me needs.

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