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Personal Diary of Zed

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This is a little weird to write because this is my personal diary, but I guess if someone were to find it or stumble across it, they should probably know who I am.

Hi! I’m Zed. If there’s one thing you should know about me it is that my life-long dream is to grow up and be a DRAGON! It’s all I’ve ever wanted. You see, being a Kobold means you are pretty small and the world likes to pick on you. Even worse, I’m a pretty small Kobold, so everyone is picking on little Zed.

I wrote in this journal backwards, with the newest/earliest entry first. So if you want to avoid secrets and spoilers, you'll have to visit the end of the diary to get to the beginning. Tricky aren't I?!
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WeeK 21 - PIP's Back!!!

5/12/2022

 
So there we were, just staring down a trash monster. It big and gnarly and quickly knocked out Mordoc. I ran up and gave it a few quick kicks in what I thought was its shins, then I channeled some Ki and ran away. I hid behind a wall so that it couldn't get me with one of its tentacles. I saw SnappleJack get wrapped up in one of the tentacles and the BOOOOOOOM!

It was the biggest explosion sound I had heard since we had Pip in our party. I make my way back around the corner and sure enough, Pip found us!

Seeing Pip again brought me a lot of comfort and I was excited to show him all the cool tricks I learned. Gave the trash monster several really good kicks and punches that all it took was a little work from Pip's spider to set the whole trash pile ablaze. Not looking to create more attraction to ourselves, I took a chance and showed Pip another cool trick I knew, and I breathed cold all over the fire and put it out!

After we took a quick moment to celebrate seeing each other again, Pip let us know that he believed Rezmir was somewhere in the castle. We took a couple steps forward and started to back track through some of the places we had already been when the Edgy Grayboy had a few words for us. Convinced we were not who we said we were, he send a small army on us, but it was no match for the party! Between Patrin creating these giant spikes, Mordoc referring to himself as a death machine, and some swift kicks from yours truly, we wiped them out in a good time.

Pip was able to identify Rezmir's tracks and we followed them. They didn't lead up the stairs, but rather, THERE WAS A HIDDEN DOOR! It was behind the staircase.  We started to sneak in, and everything is dark, but just up ahead, we could see torchlight in a room up ahead.

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