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Personal Diary of Zed

About Me
This is a little weird to write because this is my personal diary, but I guess if someone were to find it or stumble across it, they should probably know who I am.

Hi! I’m Zed. If there’s one thing you should know about me it is that my life-long dream is to grow up and be a DRAGON! It’s all I’ve ever wanted. You see, being a Kobold means you are pretty small and the world likes to pick on you. Even worse, I’m a pretty small Kobold, so everyone is picking on little Zed.

I like to label my diary entries, but they show up with the newest entry first. So if you want to avoid secrets and spoilers, you'll have to visit the end of the diary to get to the beginning. Tricky aren't I?!
Zed - A compendium
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Week 10 - An egg?

1/13/2022

 
BANG! BANG! BANG!

All I could hear from under the bed in the kobold den was Pip's gun. I had this gut feeling that I needed to go back. I made my way back to the nearest room and see my dear friend Pátrin down. I ran as fast as I could and started punching and kicking drakes to get away from him.

Once all the dust settled, I learned we lost Korasche. He was a snack for the roper.

Pip is mad at me. I can feel it.

We go down and investigate and find some dragon eggs. They are massive! Even an egg is bigger than me. We have Pátrin turn into a bear so we might be able to carry these out of the den.  On our way out, we hear a noise like a ruffle from a room just before the exit. It was a foul smelling room. In it, we found this goliath just tied up. Given our other adventures lately, we were hesitant, but decided to cut the goliath free. We began asking all sorts of questions, but we didn't get much out of him. He didn't even know his name. He just said that "Lately Food." 

We told Lately Food that they can join us and hope that they get better. We start making our way out and we are met by none other than Furlong Mothbat and a giant party of meanies. She wanted the eggs, and we managed to bargain with her for our escape. We handed over one of the eggs right away, and then another just outside the cave. We were supposed to leave the third egg, but instead, we took off.

She had given us a note and in it, she told us good luck with our egg.  HOW DID SHE KNOW?!?!

We start heading north to catch up with Leosine and to figure out what are we going to do with this egg.  We set up camp and around the fire, Pip just goes off. He was very upset. He said that he could imagine a kobold running away from a fight, but expected more out of a dragon monk.  That hurt because just because I'm small and easy to pick on, doesn't mean I was wrong in that situation. We don't always have to fight. Pip stormed off to his tent.

​We all got some rest, and in the morning, Pip was gone. 


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