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Personal Diary of Zed

About Me
This is a little weird to write because this is my personal diary, but I guess if someone were to find it or stumble across it, they should probably know who I am.

Hi! I’m Zed. If there’s one thing you should know about me it is that my life-long dream is to grow up and be a DRAGON! It’s all I’ve ever wanted. You see, being a Kobold means you are pretty small and the world likes to pick on you. Even worse, I’m a pretty small Kobold, so everyone is picking on little Zed.

I like to label my diary entries, but they show up with the newest entry first. So if you want to avoid secrets and spoilers, you'll have to visit the end of the diary to get to the beginning. Tricky aren't I?!
Zed - A compendium
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Happy Holiday Festivities

12/1/2022

 
It's been a moment and it is going to be a little longer before we set out for our next adventure.

After the council meeting, we decided it was a good time to spend time relaxing in Waterdeep.

They have this festival of lights and nature and the snow is coming down pretty good. It's really pretty.

Unfortunately, this festival lasts for several weeks as it affects each of us differently.

My estimate is that we'll be ready to adventure in 4 weeks time.

Until then, HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
Picture
A neat little doodle that was made of me enjoying the festival of lights.

Out of character: We're full of holiday spirit and busy with the season, so we're going on a hiatus. We will return to the action January 5, 2023 beginning at 8 pm ET at twitch.tv/openheartgames

Happy Holidays from our families to yours. It'll be a new year, but Zed will be the same good boy.

Week 40 - Talkin' with the council

11/3/2022

 
We made it back to Waterdeep to talk with the council about what has happened so far in our adventure since we last spoke with them.

Before the meeting, I had to use the restroom. I was gone for only two seconds and they all wandered away from me, or maybe it was I who wandered...

I got lost. There wasn't really anyone around to show me where the council's room was... I just keep peeking in different rooms.

​I showed up right at the end of the meeting...oops.

The guys have what we need to do next, so that's exciting!

Out of character - It was a short session in which I had family in town and was late in attending. I showed up as the session was relatively ending.

Week 39 - Ouch

10/27/2022

 
Everything hurts. Dragons are powerful. They didn't want to listen too me.

How are we alive?

Out of character - The entire session was devoted to the battle with the dragon.

Week 38 - Ribbit, Ribbit

10/20/2022

 
After some long discussions with the shaman, we come to find that she wants us to kill the Dragon they already killed because it is killing their tribe. That doesn't make much sense to me for a lot of reason, first being WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO KILL A DRAGON! They are perfect. Just look at Valdis! Rillek and Baalor are all for the hunt. My friends just don't listen to me, we don't have to kill it.

Anyways. We head into the cave to try and find Macaw the Crimson, and I guess maybe find the dragon. It's not a priority, but if it happens, it happens. We run into a group of my fellow Kobolds and I try to ask them what's going on and what is happening here, but they just kind of ignored me like my siblings do. In fact, one had the audacity to try and scare us off with an attack, but that only made the party mad.

I had no interest in fighting my fellow kobolds, but I did see one take off running, which I thought was normal, but I still wanted my questions answered.  I dashed after him asking if we could talk about his car's extended warranty and that I still had questions. We quickly found ourselves to a huge hole in the ground and the Kobold jumped with no hesitation.  It looked dark and dangerous, so I wasn't going to follow. Turns out, the party knocked out all but 2 of the kobolds from the large group and took them hostage.  Their master lives in the hole, but they've never seen Macaw, only trolls.  So we kind of know where the dragon is, but Macaw is our bigger focus.

Mordoc was all for fighting the dragon while we are healthy, but I managed to get them to at least finish looking where we are at before we jump down the dark hole. We found some trolls, beat them up, but there was no Macaw...

The Kobolds, they lied? I should have seen that coming.

We further explore and come across a collection of toads. They were cool. They were carving the history of the dragon into the walls of the cave. It's like their own book of dragon facts. We talked with the leader and found that yes, Macaw was being guarded by trolls, but not where we were.

One more trip with better instructions lead us to another room with trolls, and this time, we see a tent in the back of the room...did we find Macaw?

Week 37 - PIP!

10/13/2022

 
After our battle with the trolls, we were able to get some rest. When we woke, we heard some growling and a familiar voice.

PIP! HOW DID YOU GET HERE?

Surrounded by polar bears, our bunny buddy was surrounded and needed our help! We joined forces, worked together, and were able to smack those bears around so that they were no trouble at all.

Turns out Pip was looking for answers to everything going on and that his journey happened to bring him North as well! What a relief to know that he was doing okay.

We started making our way to where we thought the tiefling was when we encountered a whole tribe of snowfolk. They seemed rather simple minded. One of them was huge, like Baalor huge, and just wanted to show how alpha he was. My oldest brother did that a lot too and just liked to push me around just to push me around.

Baalor was ready for the challenge, so we had ourselves a little sporting event. I sat down with Valdis and started reading my book, like I always do when it comes to sports...

I looked up and Baalor had won. How exciting?!

After the sports battle, we were led to a tent where some of our questions could potentially be answered...
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